Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
This is the high leading the old right now
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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