Porn is love you can see.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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