We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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