I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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