just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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