That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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