i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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