marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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