and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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