I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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