i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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