Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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