You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
So here I am, sexting at work.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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