This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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