Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
thus making me awesome and them whores
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
