wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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