Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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