Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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