So drunk its hurt
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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