Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Come share oat with me in your robe
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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