so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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