she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Boobs are out for the taking
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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