So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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