After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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