Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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