is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
My pussy is not your playground.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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