my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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