no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize