how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It's rum buckets o'clock
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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