I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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