I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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