I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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