i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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