this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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