Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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