I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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