Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
