you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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