I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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