You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
