IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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