I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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