Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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