My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize