I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
