Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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