I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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