Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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