what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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