i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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