She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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