doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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