I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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