He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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